watch me do the humpty hump

Now I have to preface this post with a quick comment.  I'm not really a rap guy.  At least I wasn't when I was younger.  I've come to appreciate it later in life but back then I only listened to a select bunch of hip hop.  One of the groups I listened to was Shock G's Digital Underground.

Shock G had personality issues when he was in Digital Underground.  On 'Doowutchyalike', the first single from their debut album 'Sex Packets' he was himself.  But on the next single 'The Humpty Dance' he was his alter ego Humpty Hump.  And Humpty was a horny, big nosed, not always rhymin' playa who didn't really care if he was ugly or not, cause he was still getting laid.  Now I prefer Doowutchyalike but ya got to give props to this song.  And it also contains one of the sickest bass grooves that still keeps me wondering if its a sample, an instrument or what!  I think I liked these guys because I got the feeling that they didn't take themselves too seriously.  I felt the party coming through the speakers.  When I found this 12 inch at Neptoon Records it was a no brainer.  Had to have it.  When I find Sex Packets I'll post 'Doowutchyalike' but for now ya get 'The Humpty Dance'.

we all live with our vices

It's funny what parts of your youth you remember.  I have lots of memories of events that have happened to me but the timelines of when they happened sometimes get skewed.  One memory that is very vivid in my mind is Xmas, Edmonton 1985.  That was the year I got my first walkman.  It was about the size and weight of a small brick, but that was what passed for portable in those days.  Didn't matter to me though, I was in heaven.  I spent that entire holiday with those headphones glued to my ears, burning through batteries at a frightening rate (anyone remember the Radio Shack battery club!) and reading my new Thieves World books.

Now I mention the books because, well they were awesome, but also I literally didn't interact with anyone that holiday.  I immersed myself in those books and listened to music.  And the music was purchased at the original West Edmonton Mall.  I bought these albums:

And finally,

I also got Van Halen 1984, and Quiet Riot Metal Health so you can see I was in 80's metal heaven!

Now besides 1984, the album that keeps creeping back in my mind all these years later is Vices.  Kick Axe was a Canadian band from Regina Saskatchewan that had their heyday in the mid 80's.  Their best album was their debut Vices.  Based on the positive reviews from the album they ended up on the road, opening for Quiet Riot, Priest and Whitesnake.  I remember hearing their follow up album, but it really didn't do much for me.  For me this was the album.  Pure 80's metal goodness, and from Canada to boot. I preferred this album to the other 'Canadian' metal band Helix.  I'll take 'Heavy Metal Shuffle' over 'Rock You' any day.  Big drums, big guitars, perfect!  Also you get a touch of the over-processed background vocals that Mutt Lange would eventually paint everything he touched with.  And for this type of music it totally works.

Now I've been looking for a good copy of this for some time.  Found a copy in one of the local shops but it was in rough shape.  Had it on my Discogs wantlist for a while and even looked on ebay until I finally found it.  And once again Apollo Music to the rescue!  Picked it up at their table at the spring record fair for a decent price and great condition.  Couldn't wait to spin it.  And the first track I played was this one:

Enjoy!