Today I have the great honour of conducting a fictitious interview with founder and lead guitarist from Van Halen, Edward Van Halen.
me: Thanks Eddie for talking to me about Sammy's new book. He says he didn't pull any punches when it comes to his time in Van Halen.
eddie: No problem, I haven't read it yet but I'm sure he's telling the truth. As he remembers it anyway.
me: Before we talk about the book, have you heard Santana's cover of Dance The Night Away?
eddie: No but I love Carlos' stuff. I was listening to Abraxas just the other day.
me: Want to have a quick listen before we start?
eddie: Sure
< play song for Eddie >
< song ends >
me: What you think?
eddie: Sorry man, I must have fell asleep 'cause I just had a terrible nightmare. I dreamt that Carlos trashed the song with his noodling and he had that dude from Train singing!
me: No nightmare my man, that's the track.
eddie: Don't ever call me again!
< hangs up>
Great! Thanks Carlos, I don't think Eddie will ever do a fictitious interview with me again. And I didn't even get to fake ask him about Sammy's book. Damn You Carlos!!
